Where did you come from in torn tights, huh? Admit it, or I'll tear you

Honey, don't worry, if it goes down your throat, it will go in here, too

I put my palms out so I wouldn't miss a drop of sperm

I'll jerk my dick off and suck it gently — I hope there's plenty of sperm

On vacation, it's twice as pleasant to fuck and cum with this view

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

I thought she would come from her fingers, but she only wants a big dick

I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally

He distracted her by playing, and quickly poured his cum into her pink pussy

Tired of reading a book — sucking dick is much more interesting